TRIBUTE
PRODUCTS
Cato’s Bloodbath: You’ll smell like a bloodthirsty victor in no
time! (May stain skin.)
Clove’s Cornucopia Cup: Built to hold weapons, supplies, battles,
mutts, dead children, and more! (May
taste like metal.)
Brutus’s Belt: Simply poke it, and it coats your
face with an impenetrable purple cover. (Very toxic if ingested. Do not eat.)
Wolf Mutt Guard Dogs: Genetically engineered to look like your
favorite 74th Games tribute!
(Not a pet. Do not touch.)
Glimmer’s Anti-Tracker Jacker Suit: The Tracker
Jackers will bounce right off, leaving you perfectly safe! (May have holes)
Peeta’s Safety Spray-On Target: Spray it onto
your attacker and they will be shot with an arrow, leaving you safe! (Katniss
not included)
Jabberjay Alarm Clock: Wakes you right up by
replicating the screams of your loved ones!
(Snooze button not included)
Enobaria’s Faux Fangs: Fake teeth designed to
look like your favorite victor’s teeth!
(Very sharp. Do not give to
children. DO NOT TOUCH)
Marvel’s Arrow Repellent: Just spray on a thin
coat and those arrows will think twice next time! (Do not apply directly on skin. Remove after three hours.)
Katniss’s Instant Rebellion Machine: Just insert a poisonous berry and hold hands
with a victor from district 11! (Victor
and berry not included)
Rue’s Tree Harness: With this heavy-duty
harness, you can climb anything! (In
sizes XS, S, M, L, and XL. Rope not
included)
Thresh’s Potato Masher: In one blow, this masher
will have all of your potatoes mashed perfectly! (Potato not included)
Beetee’s Extension Cord: Plug this in and
thousands of watts of electricity will come surging down it and into your
appliance! (High voltage. Don’t touch)
Wiress’s Tick-Tock Watch: Says tick-tock every
time it moves! Sounds just like
Wiress! (Volume button not included.)
Cashmere’s Sweater: A silky soft sweater made
100% from Cashmere’s hair! (While supplies last)
Gloss’s Lipstick: Beautiful red lipstick made
from excellent quality tracker jacker wax!
(May sting lips)
Finnick’s Net-Robe: A cozy robe that looks just
like Finnick Odair’s Quarter Quell chariot costume! (Do not wear in public)
Johanna’s Wood Chipper: Uses axes all the way
from District 7 to perfectly chip your wood.
(Johanna Mason not included)
Snow’s Perfume: Spray on for the lovely blood
and roses president smell that you love!
(While supplies last)
Foxface’s Stealth Shoes: Put these on and you’ll
be just like Foxface! (Knowledge of
plants not included.)
District 8 Fire Starter Kit: A perfect item for
Panem’s happy campers! (Girl tribute and
Careers not included)
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