Thursday, August 30, 2012

Tribute Products



TRIBUTE PRODUCTS
Cato’s Bloodbath:  You’ll smell like a bloodthirsty victor in no time! (May stain skin.)
Clove’s Cornucopia Cup:  Built to hold weapons, supplies, battles, mutts, dead children, and more!  (May taste like metal.)
Brutus’s Belt: Simply poke it, and it coats your face with an impenetrable purple cover. (Very toxic if ingested.  Do not eat.)
Wolf Mutt Guard Dogs:  Genetically engineered to look like your favorite 74th Games tribute!  (Not a pet.  Do not touch.)
Glimmer’s Anti-Tracker Jacker Suit: The Tracker Jackers will bounce right off, leaving you perfectly safe! (May have holes)
Peeta’s Safety Spray-On Target: Spray it onto your attacker and they will be shot with an arrow, leaving you safe! (Katniss not included)
Jabberjay Alarm Clock: Wakes you right up by replicating the screams of your loved ones!  (Snooze button not included)
Enobaria’s Faux Fangs: Fake teeth designed to look like your favorite victor’s teeth!  (Very sharp.  Do not give to children.  DO NOT TOUCH)
Marvel’s Arrow Repellent: Just spray on a thin coat and those arrows will think twice next time!  (Do not apply directly on skin.  Remove after three hours.)
Katniss’s Instant Rebellion Machine:  Just insert a poisonous berry and hold hands with a victor from district 11!  (Victor and berry not included)
Rue’s Tree Harness: With this heavy-duty harness, you can climb anything!  (In sizes XS, S, M, L, and XL.  Rope not included)
Thresh’s Potato Masher: In one blow, this masher will have all of your potatoes mashed perfectly! (Potato not included)
Beetee’s Extension Cord: Plug this in and thousands of watts of electricity will come surging down it and into your appliance! (High voltage.  Don’t touch)
Wiress’s Tick-Tock Watch: Says tick-tock every time it moves!  Sounds just like Wiress!  (Volume button not included.)
Cashmere’s Sweater: A silky soft sweater made 100%  from Cashmere’s hair!  (While supplies last)
Gloss’s Lipstick: Beautiful red lipstick made from excellent quality tracker jacker wax!  (May sting lips)
Finnick’s Net-Robe: A cozy robe that looks just like Finnick Odair’s Quarter Quell chariot costume!  (Do not wear in public)
Johanna’s Wood Chipper: Uses axes all the way from District 7 to perfectly chip your wood.  (Johanna Mason not included)
Snow’s Perfume: Spray on for the lovely blood and roses president smell that you love!  (While supplies last)
Foxface’s Stealth Shoes: Put these on and you’ll be just like Foxface!  (Knowledge of plants not included.)
District 8 Fire Starter Kit: A perfect item for Panem’s happy campers!  (Girl tribute and Careers not included)

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