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OHGD (Obsessive Hunger Games Disorder) Severity Chart

Stage 1: Seen Movie and/or read book 1 twice
Stage 2: Talk about HG at completely random times
Stage 3: Start quoting HG
Stage 4: Buy a Hunger Games item
Stage 5: Buy the Mockingjay pin
Stage 6: Buy the official Hunger Games CD
Stage 7: Chose a team and ignore other teams (PEETA!)
Stage 8: Get at least 2 HG posters
Stage 9: Buy a Hunger Games info book
Stage 10: Go nuts when you see anything HG-related
Stage 11: Begin playing Hunger Games when friends are over
Stage 12: Finish Mockingjay and say “Leave me here to DIE” or “It’s over along with my life”
Stage 13: Buy or make HG purse/backpack/lunchbox/etc.
Stage 14: Are terrified of and repulsed by roses
Stage 15: Begin spoiling all 3 books while telling others about them
Stage 16: Act like Katniss by randomly saying “I hate almost everyone now.”
Stage 17: Wear your hair like a HG characters
Stage 18: Find out that Catching Fire doesn’t come out for a year and rip your hair out in rage
Stage 19: Insist on calling every single cat “Buttercup”
Stage 20: Make a 3-page list of all the HG things you’d die without
Stage 21: Read all 3 books or seen the movie more than 5 times
Stage 23: Feel betrayed when you see a HG star in another movie or show
Stage 24: Spend your free time looking at HG fan art
Stage 25: Get the address of a HG star and almost pass out with joy
Stage 26: Find out that Mockingjay will be in 2 parts and scream “YOU STUPID FILM MAKERS!”
Stage 27: Create a blog all about HG
Stage 28: Memorize every word of every song on the HG CD
Stage 29: Take cheesy photos of your HG stuff or make a list (that should be LONG)
Stage 30: Barely contain tears only on the 13th time you’ve read about someone dying in HG
Stage 31: Say “SO TRUE” to this:

Future daughter: Mom, do I really have to do archery? It’s boring.
Me: Yes.
Future daughter: But Mom–
Me: STOP COMPLAINING AND GET YOUR BOW.  WE ARE LEAVING EARLY TO GO TO THE BAKER’S TO SEE IF HE HAS A SON!  NOW GET IN THE CAR, KATNISS!

Stage 32: Think almost EVERY love song sounds like either Katniss and Peeta or Katniss and Gale
Stage 33: Dream about HG almost every night
Stage 34: Purposely annoy family by blabbing about something that happened in your book
Stage 35: I AM NOT GOING TO GO FARTHER IF YOU GO PAST STAGE 34 GO TO A FLIPPING MENTAL HOME YOU WEIRDO ;)